Boozers, cruisers and jacuzzi users

I have stumbled across a very useful forum at tripadvisor and it offers some cracking and specific advice to travellers to Barcelona. What I noticed was that Barcelona has a lot of visitors who are here on a cruise, the boat kind, not the George Michael, public toilet  kind. Some are here for just the one day many have a few days at either end of the cruise. So here’s a few quick ideas for the “quick hit” on the city.

I make no apologies for repeating myself, if it’s good, solid advice then it stands the test of time. I mean “don’t eat yellow snow” and “never trust a man that doesn’t drink” are as valid the first time you hear them as it is the hundredth. Unless you land in the city with a “must see” on your itinerary then the tour bus should be the first thing you do.

It will whisk you round the city in a couple of hours and take you past 90% of the places that the majority of tourists want to visit. The buses run every 10 minutes or so, doing the hop-on, hop-off thing is therefore pretty stress free.

Yer open topped bus

You’ll find details of the prices, routes etc. here

I also noticed from the forum that some people have an OCDesque desire to have a plan for the visit. As a man who has to have the volume on the TV as a multiple of five, I have some understanding why you would do it but I don’t think Barcelona lends itself to a “plan”. If you are only here for a short time then I strongly recommend you just relax, take your time and drink in the vibe. This is particularly true if you spend a few hours wandering round the Barrio Gotico area.

Now, this brings me nicely to my trade marked “Don’t be a wee fanny” advice to tourists. I won’t lie, pickpockets and robbers are a HUGE problem, especially in the area I’ve just recommended. That said, almost everyone I have ever met who has been robbed will normally admit they had done something bloody stupid that they’d never do at home. Be it walking down a dimly lit street, carrying huge amounts of cash, cards and the like or stumbling about, pished out their nut in a strange city, I strongly suggest you don’t do any of these things, use a bit of common sense and you’ll come to no harm.

Common sense

There are cities where matching the pace of the city is a must. New York, for example, much of the enjoyment comes from flying about the place like a hyperactive wean on a sugar drip but Barcelona is at the other end of that scale. You will be rewarded for just kicking back, mastering the aul’ shoulder shrug when asked “what do you want to do next?”  and just taking the time to wander about. I realise there will be readers twitching at the idea of not having a fully itemised daily itinerary but leave that for London, New York or Paris,  this is the sort of city where even I, were I a visitor, would have my telly volume at 17.

(That last line is a lie, I’d be twitching like a Spurs manager at a press conference if I did that)

About juanmanandhisdug

Used to live in Barcelona, now in Chorlton... It's not *that*bad
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3 Responses to Boozers, cruisers and jacuzzi users

  1. Done the bus tour, top deck, a few years ago – would highly reccommend also. Returning back into the Placa, there was a tramp pissing against one of the statues. As we were a group of boys we gave a big cheer but he turned round whilst still urinating pissing all over the passers by and waving at us on the bus! We were rolling about but what was worse that when we departed, he thought we were his mates and he offered us a suppy and a shake of his hand….away and was it in the fountain first mate!! After writing this I tend to think this might not be the kind of story that TripAdvisor will be pressing to include…

  2. As I will be in a nearby “Good to his mammy” seaside resort nearby in the springtime with Mr Cuthbert and The Club Promotor (and his mammy) we will be printing off your ideas for a nice day out “up in the Big City”…

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